"So I Creep... Yeahhh. Cause he doesn't know what I do"-TLC

White boy was straight Ghostin' it!

  Dude looked like Casper... but the not so friendly ghost

 Ghosting like Patrick Swayze in GHOST, blending in with the mta tile.

yo.... I was MEGA creepin! Each time, I got a little closer. But not too close... cause this ghost was a little scary.  It was almost as if I was taking photos for paranormal activity or ghost adventures

 (Image of Casper taken from google images)

from Fuzzy scarf down to ya Sketcherzz

Do you know what a FUPA is?

Oh boy, I recently learned what it was. 

 

I felt bad. Because, she looked so nice and so sweet. I wanted to let a sista know... ya know? That her pants... so tight in such a way... was such a NO!

Straight couchin' it on the L train

This man has converted the L train seat into his living room couch.

I guess it is nice to see people feeling good and relaxed in public!  :)

"Oh, just flippin' through my magazine here! It'z not like I didn't take my jacket off or anything..."

"Oh Yeah, this couch is soft and comfy..."

LOL you're weave had a mishap

So she was dissing white men and I like to eves drop. It can be a problem.... but she didn't know about my problem. She also didn't know I was aware of her weave/wig issue... which was, the fact that it (her wig) wasn't really workin for her.

Not to mention the fact she kept aggressively adjusting it with her hands

 

Public display of obscenity?

Let me make this clear that I am not a pervert.  But this man does NOT fit in these pants!  Absolutely No Need to show me and everyone next to me his man bits- gross. No Lie---I vomited a little in my mouth upon this sight.  Why don't you be the judge of how obscene you find it....

It looks like he is clenching his fist to try to keep his boner down.  Lucky for him I didn't show his face!!

Vamp-ing out!

I was thrilled when I spotted these two...

Just Kidding!! It was boderline creepsville.  The guy next to them is so scared he is "pretending" he's dead.

Why you tryin to hide yo face girl? 

Maybe she changed her mind about her outfit after she left the house?

Buffy the vampire slayer was only cool in 1997. 

Total Fail

Scarf or skirt? Scarf as skirt? I think I just walked into a casting for Elf the sequel. 

I hit the 'No! Jackpot!' As a group... a total No!.... did I mention that this was one of the coldest nights ever and she is sporting a spaghetti strap tank... paired with a scarf skirt, and a head scarf all multiple shades of putrid green (just stop it!).

I'm not trying to blow up your spot though... at least you are having fun!